Awkward Suzie

Grindr Gross: Sounds like a keeper…

OR A FUCKING CREEPER. GTFO YOU ASSHOLE.

(PS: please return my calls. i didn’t mean it.)

Rejecting supremely hot people on my fake Grindr account is the best “worst way” to make myself feel better.

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—	Awkward Suzie

Grindr Gross: Pants Offer (the tale continues…)

Grindr Gross: Pants Offer

this is so Girls, but for Boys. Like so the show I guess would be called Boys. Right? Like wouldn’t that make the most sense? To call it Boys? I ‘unno.

Grindr Gross: Job Offer or Pants Off-er?

i hate mixed messages. And pistachios.

sean cody meets carson daly

incredibly unclever title for an incredibly unclever band. all i have to say to you is “what what … in the butt”

Grindr Gross: Amber Alert

this is just fucking weird.

Grindr Gross: iPhone Diplomacy

Grindr Gross: Thou Shalt Make Bareback

no you can no make-a-da-bb-sex-a-with-me-a.

Grindr Gross: Boner Shrinker

exuding self confidence by spray painting your already self confident body does not a self confident person make.

(that’s why I’m blogging about you… call me)

He & Him spin off band a no-go

zooey deschanel can suck it