They speak my kind of Spanish
Grindr Gross: ABC’s newest sitcom.
PS: When did bitch become a red state word? Hands? Anyone.
(Source: pugstumes)
OR A FUCKING CREEPER. GTFO YOU ASSHOLE.
(PS: please return my calls. i didn’t mean it.)
“Rejecting supremely hot people on my fake Grindr account is the best “worst way” to make myself feel better.” — Awkward Suzie
Stop blogging about me. It’s really hard to be histrionic.
(Source: realsushi, via debra-the-zebra)
this is so Girls, but for Boys. Like so the show I guess would be called Boys. Right? Like wouldn’t that make the most sense? To call it Boys? I ‘unno.
i hate mixed messages. And pistachios.
Hey, everyone does it.
(via Oh No They Didn’t! - They’re still gon’ put pictures of Zac’s derrière in the magazine. (LITERALLY!))
Not only can he split the sea in two, but he can swivel on a dime.
(PS: It’s offish. Moses is black.)