December 2011
20 posts
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Breaking the Seal
i hope that cop doesn’t have a pee fetish. copward.
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Tiny Ohio Penis
JEEPER CREEPER MERYL STREEPER CREEPER!
i think this says more about the surveyor than the surveyed.
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my deepest, darkest growing pains (part 5)
this is basic biology, people
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He & Him spin off band a no-go
zooey deschanel can suck it
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creepiest front door
i bet that’s the house that gives whole granny smith apples on halloween
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my deepest, darkest growing pain (part 4)
boy, is it hard to find men these days.
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Subliminal Messageggs
“lightly touched with cumin” — Jimmy
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Occupy Gracie Mansion
when I don’t wear my glasses, this is what he looks like
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Who's the Dummy?
I hate optical illusions.
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What I Did During the Movie "Valentine's Day"
and I don’t mean graffiti.
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Two gay men fighting
Tales of a Drunken Bar Fight
Drunk girl: you asked me to have sex in the bathroom?!
Drunk boy: You showed me your boobs.
Drunk girl: I was drunk. I don't remember that.
Drunk boy: we had sex twice.
Drunk girl. Oh. Heh.
(*cockward*)