Awkward Suzie

They speak my kind of Spanish

Grindr Gross: ABC’s newest sitcom.

PS: When did bitch become a red state word? Hands? Anyone.

Grindr Gross: Sounds like a keeper…

OR A FUCKING CREEPER. GTFO YOU ASSHOLE.

(PS: please return my calls. i didn’t mean it.)

Rejecting supremely hot people on my fake Grindr account is the best “worst way” to make myself feel better.

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—	Awkward Suzie

Stop blogging about me. It’s really hard to be histrionic.

Grindr Gross: Pants Offer (the tale continues…)

Grindr Gross: Pants Offer

this is so Girls, but for Boys. Like so the show I guess would be called Boys. Right? Like wouldn’t that make the most sense? To call it Boys? I ‘unno.

Grindr Gross: Job Offer or Pants Off-er?

i hate mixed messages. And pistachios.

theeviltwin:

Hey, everyone does it.

(via Oh No They Didn’t! - They’re still gon’ put pictures of Zac’s derrière in the magazine. (LITERALLY!))

IKEA comes to Canaan

Not only can he split the sea in two, but he can swivel on a dime.

(PS: It’s offish. Moses is black.)